by Court | Nov 15, 2022
My dearest odd ducks: I have writers’ block. Everyone gets this, right? Especially those of us with executive function issues who procrastinate and drag out the simplest fucking tasks and make everything harder for ourselves. I have now started three newsletters and...
by Court | Oct 5, 2022
My dearest children in the attic, Happy Spooky Season!!! October is finally here, and I can blend in with the rest of the normies. If you come to my house and see a skeleton hand on the dining room table – Halloween decoration! A taxidermied rat paw in my...
by Court | Sep 16, 2022
My Dearest Princes in the Tower: We are talking ROYAL FUNERALS this week. You want the minutiae of British imperial death protocol, and I am here to deliver it to you. I love a state funeral. Not because someone died – that would be shitty – but because...
by Court | Aug 17, 2022
My dearest will o the wisps: I understand that most of this country is suffering from a heat wave? Here in the sub-Arctic San Francisco summer of fog, we haven’t broken 65 so I can’t relate. Some nights this shit is truly gothic: it’s damp and misty and the foghorns...
by Court | Jul 22, 2022
My dearest dissenters: Happy Summer! Are you enjoying your allotment of one week of va/stay-cation? Did you pay $800 for a tank of gas to drive into the wilderness and roast hot dogs over a fire, or did you pay $8000 for a Southwest flight to the theme park of your...
by Court | Jun 13, 2022
My dearest safety coffin enthusiasts: Summer is here! I have recently gotten back into running outside, because it’s nicer and I’m clumsy, which makes treadmills unreasonably dangerous. The ones at my gym have these VR type videos that you can watch that make it look...
