by Court | Sep 16, 2022
My Dearest Princes in the Tower: We are talking ROYAL FUNERALS this week. You want the minutiae of British imperial death protocol, and I am here to deliver it to you. I love a state funeral. Not because someone died – that would be shitty – but because...
by Court | Aug 17, 2022
My dearest will o the wisps: I understand that most of this country is suffering from a heat wave? Here in the sub-Arctic San Francisco summer of fog, we haven’t broken 65 so I can’t relate. Some nights this shit is truly gothic: it’s damp and misty and the foghorns...
by Court | Jul 22, 2022
My dearest dissenters: Happy Summer! Are you enjoying your allotment of one week of va/stay-cation? Did you pay $800 for a tank of gas to drive into the wilderness and roast hot dogs over a fire, or did you pay $8000 for a Southwest flight to the theme park of your...
by Court | Jun 13, 2022
My dearest safety coffin enthusiasts: Summer is here! I have recently gotten back into running outside, because it’s nicer and I’m clumsy, which makes treadmills unreasonably dangerous. The ones at my gym have these VR type videos that you can watch that make it look...
by Court | May 17, 2022
My dearest inexplicable cold spots: Happy Summer!! Is it summer where you live? Here in the land of wind and fog we do have some sun but it’s the ever present sixty degrees. I hope flowers are blooming and the sun is shining where you are. Today we are going off...
by Court | Apr 27, 2022
My dearest mad hatters: Last month I girded my loins, dove into the EU travel bureaucracy, strapped on a KN94, and went to Paris! For a whole week! It was incredible! I saw plenty of weird shit and I could not wait to get home and write a gothic travelogue for you....
