Ghost Towns

My dearest phantom hitchhikers:Happy Spring! It’s March, the sun is coming out here in California, and things seem to be improving as we slide into the one-year anniversary of the pandemic.I’ve been thinking about ghost towns lately – metaphorical, emotional and...

Ghostly White Ladies

My Dear Victorian Ghost Children:How y’all holding up? The pandemic is grinding on but here in San Francisco city leaders are back to squabbling about stupid shit like how long we can keep a Ferris Wheel, so seems like nature is healing itself. Also I think we can get...

The Big Four

Dear Spooky People:Can you believe this is Newsletter Number 6??! Time flies when you’re not leaving the house and living in a heightened state of fear and loathing!I am GLAD TO HAVE YOUR COMPANY through the endless pandemic. I hope you are enjoying these emails! If...

The Journey of Lincoln’s Body

My dearest goblin children:HAPPY INAUGURATION DAY! I don’t have Cemetery Part III ready because I’ve been spending all of my time completing my mandatory continuing legal education hours. If you don’t know, lawyers in California have to do 25 hours every two years....

Welcome to 2021

Dear Friends:Welcome to 2021! Isn’t it amazing how everything changed overnight from a smoldering apocalyptic doomscape to a brand new hell free world???? Ughhhh, right. What the fuck were we thinking.It’s time to combine post-holiday, seasonal, AND pandemic related...

Lockdown for the Holidays

Dear Friends:The holidays approacheth and many of us are on lockdown again. It’s going to be the weirdest fucking season yet. I was really sad about Thanksgiving – not that colonizer pumpkin pie bullshit, but about being away from my family. Because of COVID, we...