by Court | Feb 3, 2021
Dear Spooky People:Can you believe this is Newsletter Number 6??! Time flies when you’re not leaving the house and living in a heightened state of fear and loathing!I am GLAD TO HAVE YOUR COMPANY through the endless pandemic. I hope you are enjoying these emails! If...
by Court | Jan 20, 2021
My dearest goblin children:HAPPY INAUGURATION DAY! I don’t have Cemetery Part III ready because I’ve been spending all of my time completing my mandatory continuing legal education hours. If you don’t know, lawyers in California have to do 25 hours every two years....
by Court | Jan 6, 2021
Dear Friends:Welcome to 2021! Isn’t it amazing how everything changed overnight from a smoldering apocalyptic doomscape to a brand new hell free world???? Ughhhh, right. What the fuck were we thinking.It’s time to combine post-holiday, seasonal, AND pandemic related...
by Court | Dec 16, 2020
Dear Friends:The holidays approacheth and many of us are on lockdown again. It’s going to be the weirdest fucking season yet. I was really sad about Thanksgiving – not that colonizer pumpkin pie bullshit, but about being away from my family. Because of COVID, we...
by Court | Dec 2, 2020
Dear Friends,It’s officially Holiday Season which I promise you CAN be creepy. The most famous secular Christmas story is about three ghosts who terrify a rich man into sharing his hoard, after all. Plenty of bizarre and scary works use Christmas as a backdrop, but...
by Court | Nov 18, 2020
Dear Friends,Welcome to my newsletter! Did you know these are coming back into vogue? YOU DO NOW! I’ve been looking for a new way to share writing and batshit internet finds with you good people, and maybe this is it. It’s also the culmination of my inner sixteen year...
