Scammers

My dearest inexplicable cold spots: Happy Summer!! Is it summer where you live? Here in the land of wind and fog we do have some sun but it’s the ever present sixty degrees. I hope flowers are blooming and the sun is shining where you are. Today we are going off...

Let’s Go to Paris!

My dearest mad hatters: Last month I girded my loins, dove into the EU travel bureaucracy, strapped on a KN94, and went to Paris! For a whole week! It was incredible! I saw plenty of weird shit and I could not wait to get home and write a gothic travelogue for you....

The Salton Sea

My dearest undertakers, It was SKI WEEK last week and we went on a road trip! Here in Northern California Fancy Land, SKI WEEK is a whole week off for private schools. This way, Harley Vixen St. Fauntleroy and her brother CHANCE Q JACKSON THE III can hit Aspen without...

The Ashiest Place on Earth

My dearest hitchhiking ghosts:Welcome to January! The dreariest time of year! How people get through it by denying themselves alcohol for a month is absolutely the fuck beyond me. I feel like we need a light, cheerful lil newsletter right about now, so I skipped body...

Black History Month 2022

My dearest phantasms:February is Black History Month! I am a white lady in California who wants to honor Black heritage, so I’m going to do it the best way I know how by sticking to what I know – cemeteries and the historical afterlife.You’ve heard me talk about...

January Blues

My dearest Casper stans, This newsletter is several days late for predictable reasons. First of all, Mercury is Retrograde, in case you haven’t heard. My Mac is ruined and has been INOPERABLE for several days. This is definitely caused by planetary messiness, not me...