The Hat Man

My dearest ethically sourced taxidermy:  It’s finally time to dive into the legend of The Hat Man. I am currently at the top of the hormonal roller coaster known as PERIMENOPAUSE. I know you know because I can’t stop talking about it! I am not sorry! This is not a fun...

Friday the 13th

My dearest vintage goalie masks: HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!!! I was sitting around trying to come up with a newsletter concept and then I put the date in and A TOPIC WAS BORN. I was originally thinking of writing about Pope Benedict’s Funeral. The Vatican’s insane...

Happy Haunted Holidays

My dearest chain clanking misers: Happy Holidays! I am writing to you from the sub-Arctic region of Chicago, Illinois, where it is currently TEN FUCKING DEGREES. My poor defenseless California body is not handling it. I tried to go for a walk when it was a mere TWENTY...

A Pox on Me

My dearest odd ducks: I have writers’ block. Everyone gets this, right? Especially those of us with executive function issues who procrastinate and drag out the simplest fucking tasks and make everything harder for ourselves. I have now started three newsletters and...

Spooky Watching

My dearest children in the attic, Happy Spooky Season!!! October is finally here, and I can blend in with the rest of the normies. If you come to my house and see a skeleton hand on the dining room table – Halloween decoration! A taxidermied rat paw in my...

A Very Royal Funeral

My Dearest Princes in the Tower: We are talking ROYAL FUNERALS this week. You want the minutiae of British imperial death protocol, and I am here to deliver it to you.  I love a state funeral. Not because someone died – that would be shitty – but because...