Lockdown for the Holidays

Dear Friends:The holidays approacheth and many of us are on lockdown again. It’s going to be the weirdest fucking season yet. I was really sad about Thanksgiving – not that colonizer pumpkin pie bullshit, but about being away from my family. Because of COVID, we...

Merry Spooky Holidays

Dear Friends,It’s officially Holiday Season which I promise you CAN be creepy. The most famous secular Christmas story is about three ghosts who terrify a rich man into sharing his hoard, after all. Plenty of bizarre and scary works use Christmas as a backdrop, but...

Welcome to the HLAS Newsletter

Dear Friends,Welcome to my newsletter! Did you know these are coming back into vogue? YOU DO NOW! I’ve been looking for a new way to share writing and batshit internet finds with you good people, and maybe this is it. It’s also the culmination of my inner sixteen year...