Like a Moth to Artificial Flame

My dearest agents of decay: Happy New Year! It’s FEBRUARY and I’m finally getting around to writing the first newsletter of the year which does not bode well, you guys. January felt like it lasted one hundred days and half of them I spent making TikTok videos about...

Happy Holidays

My dearest Ghosts of Christmas Present: Happy Holidays! Hanukkah has started and Christmas is still two weeks away THANK GOD because I am not prepared. I have a big family and lots of travel and LOTS OF BULLSHIT to attend to INCLUDING a sixteen page spreadsheet to...

Ghosts of the Mission

Intro October is here and you know where there are probably a shitload of ghosts? The Mission District! First of all, that is a very old part of town. It was occupied by Native Americans before the Spanish got here, and then when they did . . . it wasn’t great, was...

Fall has Launched

My dearest demon dogs: Before I launch into today’s completely wild topic, I have a favor to ask! You guys are the most amazing audience. My open and read rates are through the roof – I know you care about this content and that’s the ideal for me: getting this...

Sleep Paralysis

My dearest Night Hags: It’s back to school season, which means prime time for the most tedious of all anxiety dreams: the school related ones. Give me Freddy Kreuger any day over a variation on (1) didn’t study for my test (2) can’t remember my locker combination (3)...