Ye Olde Crimes for Modern Times

One of the questions true-crime people ask each other is “what is your favorite case??” Or, if you know them better, “who is your favorite serial killer?” A lot of ink has been spilled about whether it’s appropriate for people to be fascinated with the human misery...

Waiting for Birdot

It’s February – the gloomiest month, which seems insane to say after the 150 day January we just had. Things to look forward to are . . . candy? I guess? Only 28 days until the ALLEGED first month of spring? An inevitable bro fight between the corniest fucking...

Body of Work

We lost one of our greatest American artists last week, David Lynch. He was always a huge favorite of mine and I wanted to write a different kind of tribute to him, one that is personal for me and my audience. IMAGINE A STRINGBOARD, IF YOU WILL:  Lynch was deeply...

The Great Drone Invasion of NJ

Heyyyyy girls, Happy New Year! I bet you’re all super stoked, right?! Nothing but good things ahead! Right?? RIGHT????????? Perhaps we should have seen the signs in 2024. I am super late to the party on today’s topic, but actually that might give us some good...

Water Babies

My dearest glowing eyes in the dark forest: I sometimes use this newsletter as a travelogue. I am clinically unable to sit still for more than five minutes and I make a lot of questionable decisions based on an unceasing need for activity. Decisions like driving out...