Water Babies

My dearest glowing eyes in the dark forest: I sometimes use this newsletter as a travelogue. I am clinically unable to sit still for more than five minutes and I make a lot of questionable decisions based on an unceasing need for activity. Decisions like driving out...

Tourism Ireland

My dearest Jack Skellington stans: Halloween is coming!!! And you know what is going to really make you feel super spooky-ooky and excited BUT ALSO LIKE A SOPHISTICATED GOTH HISTORIAN? Tourism Ireland’s new Halloween campaign. Trick or Treat? (Video Still: Tourism...

Conspiracy Business Theory

Content Warning: I’m going to talk about this insane post birth abortion nonsense, which requires that I address palliative care for dying babies. It’s horribly fucking sad but I want everyone to know the grim truth about this conspiracy – so go ahead and skip...

Hooptober 11

THE BER MONTHS ARE HERE! If you are on this site, you’re stoked. I am stoked. SF’s warmest weather, PSLs ORRRR homemade pumpkin cream cold brew (ur bitch has a recipe), tiny candy, and HORROR. My teenagers are back in school, which means some time has opened up...

Psychogeography

My dearest Sirens: How is everyone’s summer going??? Here in the heart of FOGUST I am feeling pensive and ready for Fall. I spent enough time traveling to places that have actual summer, so I melted my bones a little and I’m gearing up for my real high season: the...